i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
