just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
