The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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