can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
