carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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