At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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