She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My liver just had a heart attack.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
