I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We are two peas in an std pod
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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