Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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