oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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