Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
