OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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