i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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