That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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