in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My hand turned me down
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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