We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
