Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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