But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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