So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
In other news, I just burned my penis
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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