I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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