I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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