my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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