Moan for me like Helen Keller
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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