ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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