just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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