ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
