Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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