How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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