Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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