Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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