i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Someone came in the potted fern
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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