i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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