Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I woke up under a house in Key West
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