I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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