i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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