and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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