I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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