oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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