porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The power of my boobs compel you
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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