Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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