When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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