Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
