She is in my trunk
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
