It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
COCAINE IS GR8
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
