I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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