do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Randomize
