You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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