would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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