Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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