Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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