so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
My feet surprised me
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