How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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